Why wouldn’t I….

Just my luck, I’m great with my timing. I rarely eat spaghetti and of course the random times I do, I swear its never planned I just end up being with friends when they are serving spaghetti I have something WHITE on. Tonight, i had my white pants on! DANG IT!!!! Or the other night I went out and decided that I should try out this dancing thing that every one else is doing in the club and I split red wine on the WHITE dress! I’m the one who will forget and be wearing an all WHITE dress as a guest to someone else’ wedding!!! O man, its like I think a minute late:)