I couldn’t decide which ones to put on here so I added some of my favorites!!! You tell me which ones are your favs!!! And say what you want, criticize all you want these are not touched up at all! what you see is what I am! I’ll call it curvy baby!
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Why is it that I decide to have a drink or two and then walk red carpet? Please remind me, not to do this again! You can always see the drink through my eyes Get it together MISS MOLLY SHEA!!!!!!
How to save the airline crisis:
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first
place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
What the hell, they don’t even serve food anymore, so what’s the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a
‘party atmosphere’ going in the cabin. And, of course, every
businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see
naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn’t need a salary,
thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we
could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back
20% of the tips, including lap dances and ’special services.’
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline
industry would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right — a
golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn’t Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton Maybe i can do an airplane appearance with out stiping and make money too, i can do stand up comedy!!!!
My daily thoughts are very random and I always say them out loud usually in mid-sentence while in a conversation about something else! I’m a little crazy in a good way! Well this was my question, how does baby corn grow?
well I learn its the same just seems like more of a pain then full size corn!!
If you teach me i can do it! I have never been a cheerleader but if I were to be one It would be for a professional team!! Football or Basketball! Could you picture it? I swear ill be in sync with every one else